Thursday, December 4, 2008

NAMBC Introduction

Thus begins the National Association of Medieval Battles Championship Season II. A battle to the death which you all have agreed to participate in. It is a long road to become the survivor and hold the title of the Medieval Battle Champion. Only the brave at heart take up this conquest and you are the few who have. You will battle for your lives as face other opponents that are out for blood. I wish you the best of luck. Fight hard my brethren!
This is what we all seem to be up against (in no particular order)…

Adam the Annihilator is looking strong from his victory in the first season of the NAMBC. He is vicious and a ruthless killer. It would be wise to stay out of range of his glaive because it is sure to get you.

Owen the Obliterator is one to look out for. Be careful not to get on his bad side or you will fall victim to the full affects of his blood lust. His hidden blade is sure to get you if he catches you off guard.

Stephen the Strong, what he lacks in intelligence and speed he makes up for with his brute strength. Be sure to stay close to him though, or else his throwing javelins will surely find you in their range.

Forrest the Foul’s Asian dignity will make him one of the deadliest in the game. His squinted eyes see more than you would think while his twin katanas sink deep into your flesh.

Bittinger the Brutal is just that. A brutal killer whose swords and stars fly faster than the eye can see. Don’t let him get a clear shot with his longbow to your head or its instant death.

Nicolas the Noob may be the smartest player in the game but he is not cut out for battle. He would be lucky if he could get a kill with his whip or boomerang.

Trevor the Tenacious will duck and dodge as he slices and beats people into submission with his deadly weapons. His quarterstaff will deal many bone breaking blows as you plead for him to kill you and ease your pain.

Nicolas the Noble will not go down without a fight. He is a seasoned fighter who wishes to slice and dice his foes with an array of quick weapons.

Combs the Castrator’s machete is looking for you privates. Protect them with your life as you battle this nasty murderer who may just use his scimitar to cut off more than just your head.

Aaron the Atrocious’ arms will fly through the air as he launches both axe and stone at your helpless body. You better have brought a shield into battle because once he pummels it with his ball and chain he will quickly attack you with his trident.

Derek the Decoy will show no mercy as he comes at you with ninja-like skills. His sais will weave an artful death song as he attacks from all sides and befuddles his foe.

Sam the Super-Powerful make look like a cowboy with his lasso, but beware, because if he catches you in it he will easily remove your head with his two short swords.

Taylor the Terrible, a veteran to the game, brings many weapons and strategies into battle. He will use his shield for protection as he uses his arsenal of weapons to finish off his foe no matter what challenge they bring.

Jason the Jubilant is a master with knives. He is quick and will surprise you when you see several knives sprout from your chest and he still stands across the battlefield.

Cory the Conquistador will set out to conquer all with his deadly nunchucks and katana. Do not stand too far away or you may find yourself wearing his stars and darts like a coat.

Socher the Smacker may be mistaken for a dominatrix but don’t be fooled; his whip and knotted rope with kill you in an instant. Even more deadly is his chain which he will use to beat you into submission before he takes your life.

Danielson the Deconstructivist knows this game as well. He has much skill with his weapons and thinks with his head to use them to his advantage. He has his eyes on the prize and it will take a seasoned warrior to defeat him.

Ryan the Righteous wields his war axe like a true warrior. But he can also defeat his foe using his dagger/whip combination and his quick and slowly tiring man-body.

Kurtz the Kidney Krusher will come at you blades slashing as he swings his katana held by his clawed gauntlets, if he doesn’t fill you with arrow like a pincushion first. He longs for his opponent’s blood on his hands.

Brendan the Bronzed is one of the only players with a saber, and he will surely use that to his advantage. But in many cases he will resort to his quarterstaff to beat his foes to their death.

Devon the Delightful loads his crossbow with amazing quickness as he releases bolts at amazing speed. His war axe comes down on all the heads that dare oppose him.

Dum the Dominant swings his broadsword with amazing strength cutting through shields and armor. Staying really close to him may be the key to beating him, or he may just stab you with his dagger.

Vaughan the Voluptuous keeps foes at a distance as he swings his claymore at his enemies’ bodies. Beware of his boomerang, as it always returns to his hand for another throw.

Samuel the Sarcastic has a very far reach with both his broadsword and halberd. You may need to rethink your “head on” attack plan when battling this one because of his amazing speed and weapons. Outsmarting him, however, should be easy.

Kevin the Konqueror holds his war axe in one hand and his light sword in the other as he swings them furiously at his enemy. He may tire quickly but you will only be able to beat him if you can last long enough.

Rhine the Requiem, a true ninja with his weapons. His clawed gauntlets and katana shred through all who stand against him.

Bart the Beheader will, as his name suggests, take off your head with one clean sweep of his saber. Either that or impale you upon his furious trident.

Dale the Deceiver will punch straight into your flesh with his katar. He will also use his sais to give you a beating. He is very weak though so his blows will not hurt as bad.

Carly the Carnivorous may eat your flesh after she has finished killing you with her hatchet. She will hack and hack until she finally has the upper hand and then she will finish you off.

Vince the Vanquisher fell to Adam the Annihilator in the final round and has come back with even more vengeance. His trident, a gift from Triton himself, will make quick work of whoever is foolish enough to face him.

Ryan the Rugmuncher’s cleaver wishes to be buried deep in someone’s flesh. His throwing axes have a large range as they too seek to be a weapon of destruction.

Turner the Tormentor is a strong force with his war hammer. He will destroy your swords with his sword breakers and then make quick work of you with his other deadly weapons.

Austin the Assimilator has both a machete and a battle axe to make his foes bleed. He does not stop at anything as his brute strength allows him to slice everything in his path. Not being as quick on his feet is his weakness.

Dusting the Destroyer is strong and smart but he does not move very fast at all. If you have any kind of speed you should be able to defeat him by avoiding his mace. But be careful because one blow may kill you.

Brandon the Borganic’s name may sound stupid but his intense speed may allow him to pierce you with his javelin. He will also be aiming for your head in an attempted to end the battle quickly.

Erick the Eviscerator may be able to capture you in his fishing net and then finish you off. However unlikely it might be, he will find some way to make mince meat of his enemy.

Jordan the Janitor will not be cleaning up his mess after he crushes your skull in with his ball and chain. He stops at nothing to ensure that he ends his enemy’s life in the quickest of manners.

Patrick the Pwner towers over his enemies and has an extremely long range with his halberd. He wants to win the battle, but his lack of intelligence will cause him to make mistakes in battle, but his strength is amazing.

Joe the Just is incredible fast and will move around the battle field with amazing agility as he slashes at his opponent with lightning quickness; they will be dead before they know it.

Kellie the Killer is back for action. Her unique choice of weapons makes her one to be feared as you never know what she will come at you with next. She is very slow however.

Morgan the Merciless, although new to the game, should be a formidable opponent. She will use her weapons to her advantage as she becomes more and more feared.

Ross the Ravager is the smartest in the game but lacks any speed or strength. He should be easy to kill for the only weapon he carries is his brain.

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