First Round: Vaughan the Voluptuous vs. Jordan the Janitor

Vaughan the Voluptuous
SPEED – 42 Adv. +14
STRENGTH – 121 Adv. +83
AGILITY – 136 Adv. +70
ENDURANCE – 30
INTELLECT – 1

Jordan the Janitor
SPEED – 28
STRENGTH – 38
AGILITY – 66
ENDURANCE – 39 Adv. +9
INTELLECT – 47 Adv. +46

Jordan loads his crossbow as Vaughan growls at him from across the battlefield. Jordan begins to fire bolt after bolt at Vaughan who catches a few in his chest before he realizes what is happening and starts to charge Jordan. As he runs, he tosses his boomerang at Jordan, who takes the boomerang on his unprotected chest. It knocks him back several feet onto his back before it returns to Vaughan’s hand. Vaughan tosses the boomerang again at Jordan who still remains a little stunned on the ground. As the boomerang nears Jordan, he barely has enough time to pull out his short sword and attempt to deflect the missile. Instead of being deflected, the boomerang gets stuck on the short sword. When he sees this, Vaughan pulls out his enormous claymore and swings at Jordan who still remains on the ground with a boomerang stuck to his sword. Jordan holds up his sword to defend his helpless body, but the claymore amazingly shatters the short sword and cuts through the boomerang with ease. Jordan still holds the sword hilt with the shard of a blade still attached and kicks Vaughan in the shin, who now stands towering above Jordan. The blow hurts Jordan more than Vaughan and just fuels Vaughan’s rage. Vaughan steps on Jordan’s foot, pinning it to the ground. Jordan squirms in pain while Vaughan stabs Jordan through the shoulder. Jordan screams even louder as the blood begins to flow. Vaughan pulls the claymore from Jordan’s shoulder and raises it above his head for another stab, but Jordan rolls out of the way at the last second. The claymore just barely misses him but his ankle shatters because it was still under Vaughan’s foot. Jordan has freed himself from Vaughan’s clutches but he is badly wounded. The claymore had so much force behind it that it sunk almost three feet into the ground. As Vaughan struggles to pull it from the earth, Jordan brings himself to his feet and hobbles up to Vaughan where he raises his shattered sword above one shoulder and brings it down upon Vaughan. Vaughan raises a hand to block the sword but the shard of a blade goes straight through his palm sparing his torso. He lets go of his claymore and frantically tries to remove the blade and relieve the pain. As he frees the broken blade from his flesh he doesn’t even notice Jordan swirling his ball and chain around his head with his good arm. As Vaughan stares at the hole that the sword has left in his bloody hand as, unbeknownst to him, Jordan brings the ball and chain down on his head, crushing his skull under his helmet. Vaughan falls to the ground with a bloodied hand, three arrows in his chest, and a fatal head wound. He is barely recognizable under all the blood; it took a lot to bring down this brute. Having some brains paid off. Winner: Jordan the Janitor