Patrick the Pwner
SPEED – 16
STRENGTH – 35 Adv. +1
AGILITY – 62 Adv. +10
ENDURANCE – 39 Adv. +20
INTELLECT – 36 Adv. +16
Bittinger the Brutal
SPEED – 51 Adv. +35
STRENGTH – 34
AGILITY – 52
ENDURANCE – 19
INTELLECT – 20
Patrick and Bittinger stare at each other from across the arena. Both are out for blood and each want to advance to the next round. Patrick holds a large halberd in both hands and moves his hands up and down its shaft, adjusting his grip. Bittinger pulls an arrow across his longbow and aims at Patrick. As he unleashes his first arrow, Patrick springs forward. He runs toward Bittinger letting out a war cry. He dodges or deflects every arrow that whizzes his way. As Patrick nears his opponent, Bittinger lets loose one last arrow. The arrow bounces off Patrick’s halberd blade and right into his left shoulder. Patrick’s left hand releases its grip on his halberd from the force of the arrow. Bittinger jumps on the opportunity and quickly pulls out a light sword in one hand and a sword breaker in the other. Patrick tries to defend himself with his halberd in his right hand, as his left arm hangs limp at his side. With a little skill and a few good swings, Patrick is able to draw his halberd across Bittinger’s shins. The halberd slices through Bittinger’s shin armor like butter and leaves him with two deep, bloody gashes in his legs. Bittinger grimaces with pain as he tries to continue fighting. He falls to one knee in pain and Patrick takes the time to remove the arrow from his shoulder. His whole left side is coated in blood, but he shrugs off the pain and jumps back into the battle. Bittinger’s swords and Patrick’s halberd lock in combat. Neither can gain the upper hand. Bittinger gets an open shot and swings his sword in and removes the axe-head from Patrick’s halberd. Patrick throws away the now useless halberd handle. Bittinger tries to slice Patrick up before he has enough time to rearm himself, but Patrick uses his clawed gauntlets to deflect the blows and final pulls out a light sword. Bittinger is too fast for Patrick and he has a hard time landing a blow, but Patrick sees that Bittinger is slowing and having a hard time standing up on his injured legs. Patrick’s sword then interlocks with Bittinger’s sword breaker. Bittinger now has an open shot at Patrick because he is holding his sword in his sword breaker. Just as Bittinger stabs at Patrick, Patrick twists his sword and, although it shatters in the sword breaker, it throws Bittinger off balance and he stumbles forward. Patrick spins to Bittinger’s back and puts an arm around his throat. Bittinger gasps for air as a broken sword hilt sprouts from his chest. Bittinger’s eyes cloud and he drops his sword. Patrick jumps back as Bittinger claws at the sword in his back, but he cannot remove it and falls over dead. Winner: Patrick the Pwner
Friday, January 30, 2009
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