Patrick the Pwner
SPEED – 16
STRENGTH – 35 Adv. +1
AGILITY – 62 Adv. +10
ENDURANCE – 39 Adv. +20
INTELLECT – 36 Adv. +16
Bittinger the Brutal
SPEED – 51 Adv. +35
STRENGTH – 34
AGILITY – 52
ENDURANCE – 19
INTELLECT – 20
Patrick and Bittinger stare at each other from across the arena. Both are out for blood and each want to advance to the next round. Patrick holds a large halberd in both hands and moves his hands up and down its shaft, adjusting his grip. Bittinger pulls an arrow across his longbow and aims at Patrick. As he unleashes his first arrow, Patrick springs forward. He runs toward Bittinger letting out a war cry. He dodges or deflects every arrow that whizzes his way. As Patrick nears his opponent, Bittinger lets loose one last arrow. The arrow bounces off Patrick’s halberd blade and right into his left shoulder. Patrick’s left hand releases its grip on his halberd from the force of the arrow. Bittinger jumps on the opportunity and quickly pulls out a light sword in one hand and a sword breaker in the other. Patrick tries to defend himself with his halberd in his right hand, as his left arm hangs limp at his side. With a little skill and a few good swings, Patrick is able to draw his halberd across Bittinger’s shins. The halberd slices through Bittinger’s shin armor like butter and leaves him with two deep, bloody gashes in his legs. Bittinger grimaces with pain as he tries to continue fighting. He falls to one knee in pain and Patrick takes the time to remove the arrow from his shoulder. His whole left side is coated in blood, but he shrugs off the pain and jumps back into the battle. Bittinger’s swords and Patrick’s halberd lock in combat. Neither can gain the upper hand. Bittinger gets an open shot and swings his sword in and removes the axe-head from Patrick’s halberd. Patrick throws away the now useless halberd handle. Bittinger tries to slice Patrick up before he has enough time to rearm himself, but Patrick uses his clawed gauntlets to deflect the blows and final pulls out a light sword. Bittinger is too fast for Patrick and he has a hard time landing a blow, but Patrick sees that Bittinger is slowing and having a hard time standing up on his injured legs. Patrick’s sword then interlocks with Bittinger’s sword breaker. Bittinger now has an open shot at Patrick because he is holding his sword in his sword breaker. Just as Bittinger stabs at Patrick, Patrick twists his sword and, although it shatters in the sword breaker, it throws Bittinger off balance and he stumbles forward. Patrick spins to Bittinger’s back and puts an arm around his throat. Bittinger gasps for air as a broken sword hilt sprouts from his chest. Bittinger’s eyes cloud and he drops his sword. Patrick jumps back as Bittinger claws at the sword in his back, but he cannot remove it and falls over dead. Winner: Patrick the Pwner
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
First Round: Ross the Ravager vs. Jason the Jubilant
Ross the Ravager
SPEED – 0
STRENGTH – 0
AGILITY – 0
ENDURANCE – 65 Adv. +43
INTELLECT – 299 Adv. +242
Jason the Jubilant
SPEED – 56 Adv. +56
STRENGTH – 27 Adv. +27
AGILITY –45 Adv. +45
ENDURANCE – 22
INTELLECT – 57
Ross and Jason are both prepared for battle. Ross readies his brain, for he bears no weapons. Jason stares Ross down, twirling a knife in each hand. Jason charges Ross because he sees that Ross holds no weapons to defend himself. Ross speaks and Jason halts just feet in front of him. After a quick word, Jason contemplates whether he actually wants to kill Ross. They share more words and Jason actually takes a knee. He is ready to surrender, but they he quickly remembers the oath the he took and that “all battles are to the death”. Jason then springs to his feet and unleashes his knives on Ross. He is able to dodge several of the jabs, but Jason is just too fast and Ross is eventually bleeding profusely. Ross is tiring very quickly and flails his fists hoping to land a blow on Jason. Ross bleeds so much that he cannot stand anymore and drops to his knees. Jason steps forward to the fallen Ross and draws his knife across Ross’s throat, letting loose the last drops of blood that flow through Ross. Ross lets out a gurgle as he slumps forward in a puddle of his own blood. Ross should have brought a weapon. Winner: Jason the Jubilant
SPEED – 0
STRENGTH – 0
AGILITY – 0
ENDURANCE – 65 Adv. +43
INTELLECT – 299 Adv. +242
Jason the Jubilant
SPEED – 56 Adv. +56
STRENGTH – 27 Adv. +27
AGILITY –45 Adv. +45
ENDURANCE – 22
INTELLECT – 57
Ross and Jason are both prepared for battle. Ross readies his brain, for he bears no weapons. Jason stares Ross down, twirling a knife in each hand. Jason charges Ross because he sees that Ross holds no weapons to defend himself. Ross speaks and Jason halts just feet in front of him. After a quick word, Jason contemplates whether he actually wants to kill Ross. They share more words and Jason actually takes a knee. He is ready to surrender, but they he quickly remembers the oath the he took and that “all battles are to the death”. Jason then springs to his feet and unleashes his knives on Ross. He is able to dodge several of the jabs, but Jason is just too fast and Ross is eventually bleeding profusely. Ross is tiring very quickly and flails his fists hoping to land a blow on Jason. Ross bleeds so much that he cannot stand anymore and drops to his knees. Jason steps forward to the fallen Ross and draws his knife across Ross’s throat, letting loose the last drops of blood that flow through Ross. Ross lets out a gurgle as he slumps forward in a puddle of his own blood. Ross should have brought a weapon. Winner: Jason the Jubilant
Friday, January 2, 2009
First Round: Turner the Tormentor vs. Carly the Carnivorous
Turner the Tormentor
SPEED – 47
STRENGTH – 70
AGILITY – 46 Adv. +29
ENDURANCE – 45
INTELLECT – 23
Carly the Carnivorous
SPEED –52 Adv. +5
STRENGTH – 80 Adv. +10
AGILITY – 17
ENDURANCE – 57 Adv. +12
INTELLECT – 54 Adv. +31
Both warriors run at each other. Both bear a short sword and a shield. They clash and are almost both knocked down by the force of the collision. Their sword dance against each other’s shields as they both battle for the upper hand. Carly notices that Turner is mostly using to his shield to block his upper body. She looks for an opening and swings her shield at Turner’s head. He leans back dodging the blow by a hair. Carly immediately twirls her sword and then stabs it directly into Turner’s foot, pinning him to the ground. He howls in pain and lashes out with fury. Carly does the best she can to avoid the blows but before she can get out of range of Turner’s swings she obtains some deep cuts on her arms and legs and she starts to bleed. Turner hurls his sword at Carly and she has just enough time to raise her shield. The blade buries itself deep in Carly’s shield. Turner pulls out the sword in his foot and throws it away, along with his shield, and pulls out twin sword breakers. Carly removes Turner’s sword from her shield and runs back to face him. Turner makes quick work of disposing Carly’s short sword. She backs away knowing that she is almost helpless. Turner gives an evil glare as he puts away his sword breaker and pulls out an enormous war hammer. He beckons Carly forward, and she gives a screech as she rushes in, trying to knock Turner over with her shield to gain an advantage. At the last second Turner dodges Carly and she flies past him. Turner quickly swings his hammer as this is happening and crushes Carly in the back while she passes by him. She screams in pain as the hammer leaves a dent in her armor and pain travels up her back. As she flies forward from the force of the impact, she twists her body around and pulls out her whip simultaneously. Before she hits the ground she manages to unleash her whip and it wraps itself around Turner’s neck bringing him down with her. Turner loses his grip on his hammer and it skids across the ground as he falls hard on his back knocking out his breath. Turner gasps for air as Carly lifts herself from the ground and nears Turner with her hatchet raised above her head. As she approaches Turner he comes to and, still lying on the ground, kicks his feet over his head, nailing Carly in the chest. She falls to the ground, lying on her stomach, gasping for breath as both of her chest plates press in on her lungs. Turner removes the whip from his neck and brings himself to his feet still stunned. He has his back to Carly and is bent over taking in large breaths of air. He looks over his shoulder at Carly, who still stunned, is bleeding and twitching on the ground with no air. He thinks he has the battle won but as soon as he turns his back, Carly grasps her hatchet and rolls over with her last efforts, planting the hatchet in the base of Turner’s spine. He topples over, paralyzed and screaming, and bleeds to death in immense pain. Carly removes her armor and breathes a sigh of relief that the battle is over. Winner: Carly the Carnivorous
SPEED – 47
STRENGTH – 70
AGILITY – 46 Adv. +29
ENDURANCE – 45
INTELLECT – 23
Carly the Carnivorous
SPEED –52 Adv. +5
STRENGTH – 80 Adv. +10
AGILITY – 17
ENDURANCE – 57 Adv. +12
INTELLECT – 54 Adv. +31
Both warriors run at each other. Both bear a short sword and a shield. They clash and are almost both knocked down by the force of the collision. Their sword dance against each other’s shields as they both battle for the upper hand. Carly notices that Turner is mostly using to his shield to block his upper body. She looks for an opening and swings her shield at Turner’s head. He leans back dodging the blow by a hair. Carly immediately twirls her sword and then stabs it directly into Turner’s foot, pinning him to the ground. He howls in pain and lashes out with fury. Carly does the best she can to avoid the blows but before she can get out of range of Turner’s swings she obtains some deep cuts on her arms and legs and she starts to bleed. Turner hurls his sword at Carly and she has just enough time to raise her shield. The blade buries itself deep in Carly’s shield. Turner pulls out the sword in his foot and throws it away, along with his shield, and pulls out twin sword breakers. Carly removes Turner’s sword from her shield and runs back to face him. Turner makes quick work of disposing Carly’s short sword. She backs away knowing that she is almost helpless. Turner gives an evil glare as he puts away his sword breaker and pulls out an enormous war hammer. He beckons Carly forward, and she gives a screech as she rushes in, trying to knock Turner over with her shield to gain an advantage. At the last second Turner dodges Carly and she flies past him. Turner quickly swings his hammer as this is happening and crushes Carly in the back while she passes by him. She screams in pain as the hammer leaves a dent in her armor and pain travels up her back. As she flies forward from the force of the impact, she twists her body around and pulls out her whip simultaneously. Before she hits the ground she manages to unleash her whip and it wraps itself around Turner’s neck bringing him down with her. Turner loses his grip on his hammer and it skids across the ground as he falls hard on his back knocking out his breath. Turner gasps for air as Carly lifts herself from the ground and nears Turner with her hatchet raised above her head. As she approaches Turner he comes to and, still lying on the ground, kicks his feet over his head, nailing Carly in the chest. She falls to the ground, lying on her stomach, gasping for breath as both of her chest plates press in on her lungs. Turner removes the whip from his neck and brings himself to his feet still stunned. He has his back to Carly and is bent over taking in large breaths of air. He looks over his shoulder at Carly, who still stunned, is bleeding and twitching on the ground with no air. He thinks he has the battle won but as soon as he turns his back, Carly grasps her hatchet and rolls over with her last efforts, planting the hatchet in the base of Turner’s spine. He topples over, paralyzed and screaming, and bleeds to death in immense pain. Carly removes her armor and breathes a sigh of relief that the battle is over. Winner: Carly the Carnivorous
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